i am at the grocery store and i threw a tub of ham in someones cart and told the child sitting in it to “keep quiet, i am the police”
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Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.
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I bet Zuko made up the no direct fire strikes to the head rule.
WHY AM I LAUGHING
I HATE YOU
omg
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i wish i was an airplane pilot because at random points during the flight i would go on the intercom and just scream
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There was a question on my math exam that was about “Thor doing the dishes” and flipping coins and (p) and stuff, and the question was “is this fair”
so i wrote: “Its not fair because Thor is king of Asgard and shouldnt have to do his own goddamn dishes, Have Loki do it”
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